Hello, I am Rob.

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Tue, 23 Oct 2012 07:09:37 -0400

I can say with the utmost confidence that this fall has easily...

Mon, 22 Oct 2012 16:55:01 -0400

I can say with the utmost confidence that this fall has easily been the best time of my life thus far. I truly wouldn’t have it any other way, and it just seems to be getting better by the day. The people I know, the people I’ve met, the people I’ve started relationships with, the people I’ve rekindled relationships with, all of those connections, new and old, the music that I’ve learned of, the music that I’m making with the greatest of friends, just everything I’ve learned and experienced, is all what made this season what it’s been. Preposterously amazing.

Baffled

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 02:03:37 -0500

I honestly don’t understand how such a large proportion of people I know graduated high school. Learn the difference between your, you’re, there, their, and they’re. Seriously, it’s not hard. If it is, take solace in the fact that you’re probably on a computer or hand-held device that more than likely has access to the world wide web. One can look things up before one types them out to at least make it seem like one has a basic comprehension of the English language. Dictionary.com, or even Google for goodness sake, is your friend. The funny part is, that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Sorry if I piss somebody off, but I don’t really feel too bad about this one.

Kevin Bacon... Lots of Bacon.

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 17:35:48 -0500

I just ate the “Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon” sandwich from Melt. Health-wise, it is probably the worst thing I’ve ever eaten. Taste-wise, it’s completely worth the heart attack I’m about to have. So, aside from the 45 minute wait every single day, Melt and I are on good terms right now. Oh, and as a side note, if you put Sriracha on a rock, I would have to contemplate eating it.

BP

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 14:00:49 -0500

I was just in the most disgusting BP I’ve ever been to in my life. First, there was this super hick couple freaking out about how gay people are going to be allowed to get married in Florida, and how they think that Tim Tebow is in the NBA. Secondly, I watched the cashier stick her fingers in her mouth then proceeded to ring out customers. Needless to say, I bought nothing. Fuck the BP on 150th.

changetheworld-laugh: So i gave a washing machine a soul…

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 14:17:48 -0500

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So i gave a washing machine a soul…

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Sat, 04 Feb 2012 13:48:54 -0500

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This is a song about an organ that pumps blood running away. I...

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 03:02:50 -0500

This is a song about an organ that pumps blood running away. I wrote it a while ago but I haven’t had a chance to record it until now. Hope you like it.

Salvation Army

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 19:20:46 -0500

So Ky and I just got off the highway. Next to the road there was a homeless gentleman standing with a sign that read, “PLEASE HELP. GOD BLESS!”. In front of us next to the man was a van for the Salvation Army and on the back in large white, bold letters it said, “Heart to God, Hand to Man”. The van drove away as soon as the light turned green, 30 seconds later. Uhh, LOL.

Martial Arts

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 03:20:52 -0500

So I was discussing this with somebody the other day. When people make fun of Asians, they make funny motions as if we know karate or something. First off, how is this a negative? Secondly, what happens if you fuck with some Asian who DOES know martial arts?

"What I need is a strong drink and a peer group."

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 10:18:44 -0500

“What I need is a strong drink and a peer group.”

- Ford Prefect

The Results of My Car Cleaning Expedition

Fri, 04 Nov 2011 14:50:37 -0400

Three Pokémon game cartridges, two guitar capos, 15+ guitar picks, three pairs of shoes, three sweaters, two pairs of socks, jumper cables, FeBreeze air freshener, two pairs of shoe soles, several cigarettes, several Marc’s name badges, 10+ paychecks, four lighters, and Joel Fuelling’s car keys. Epic win.

Random thought.

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 22:57:47 -0400

So I think it would be funny when a dog is growing and slowly becomes aware of its size that as it furthers itself away from the ground it thinks it’s flying or something and thus walks carefully.

Parma

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 17:31:28 -0400

“PARMA. Today, a fat drunk guy was hanging out at a green light so I honked at him. Well my car beeps. Either way, it sent him speeding down pearl at a neck breaking 25 mph. He weaved into the truck in front of us, got back over, weaved into the car in front of the truck, and got back over. Up ahead there were cars waiting at a red light. He took the road less traveled, namely the sidewalk, through the red light into moderately heavy oncoming traffic.”

Via Kyle Shanahan

Antillia - EP

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 22:34:34 -0400

Dear interwebs, Antillia’s (http://www.facebook.com/Antillia) EP is (FINALLY) finished and available for free download. You can also purchase it if you so choose. There are 7 songs plus some bonus material that will be available if you download the whole album.

http://antillia.bandcamp.com

Tex Winter

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 20:46:09 -0400

Tex Winter was inducted into the Naismith Basketball Hall of Fame this year. He invented the triangle offense, a system which sounds simple but can be fully grasped and understood by only one other human, Phil Jackson.

-From The Optimist, cavs.com

Rockport Nursing Home

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 20:46:41 -0400

I just saw a sign for this place and underneath it read, “Respecting seniors since 1995.” Does that mean that before ‘95 they just beat them and made fun of them for being old?

Dear Cat,

Sat, 23 Jul 2011 04:53:23 -0400

We’re not in high school. There is no popularity contest. You don’t need to be constantly grooming yourself and trying to look good for everybody else. You’re making me look bad. Stop it. We’re the only ones here. Asshole.

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Thu, 30 Jun 2011 21:11:32 -0400

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I’m never going to hear the end of this, but frankly, I...

Mon, 20 Jun 2011 23:30:00 -0400

I’m never going to hear the end of this, but frankly, I don’t really care. This is what happens when I get bored. “Bad Romance” by Lady GaGa. Fuck. On a side note, not bad for doing it in an hour.