Three Pokémon game cartridges, two guitar capos, 15+ guitar picks, three pairs of shoes, three sweaters, two pairs of socks, jumper cables, FeBreeze air freshener, two pairs of shoe soles, several cigarettes, several Marc’s name badges, 10+ paychecks, four lighters, and Joel Fuelling’s car keys. Epic win.

So I think it would be funny when a dog is growing and slowly becomes aware of its size that as it furthers itself away from the ground it thinks it’s flying or something and thus walks carefully.

“PARMA. Today, a fat drunk guy was hanging out at a green light so I honked at him. Well my car beeps. Either way, it sent him speeding down pearl at a neck breaking 25 mph. He weaved into the truck in front of us, got back over, weaved into the car in front of the truck, and got back over. Up ahead there were cars waiting at a red light. He took the road less traveled, namely the sidewalk, through the red light into moderately heavy oncoming traffic.”

Via Kyle Shanahan

Dear interwebs, Antillia’s (http://www.facebook.com/Antillia) EP is (FINALLY) finished and available for free download. You can also purchase it if you so choose. There are 7 songs plus some bonus material that will be available if you download the whole album.

http://antillia.bandcamp.com

Tex Winter was inducted into the Naismith Basketball Hall of Fame this year. He invented the triangle offense, a system which sounds simple but can be fully grasped and understood by only one other human, Phil Jackson.

-From The Optimist, cavs.com

I just saw a sign for this place and underneath it read, “Respecting seniors since 1995.” Does that mean that before ‘95 they just beat them and made fun of them for being old?

We’re not in high school. There is no popularity contest. You don’t need to be constantly grooming yourself and trying to look good for everybody else. You’re making me look bad. Stop it. We’re the only ones here. Asshole.

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I’m never going to hear the end of this, but frankly, I don’t really care. This is what happens when I get bored. “Bad Romance” by Lady GaGa. Fuck. On a side note, not bad for doing it in an hour.